More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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