That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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