office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Small penises have feelings too.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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