My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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