Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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