I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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