D3 body, D1 cock
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
4 words: hood of his car
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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