yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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