quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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