I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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