is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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