Cold hands, warm shart.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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