like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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