Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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