So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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