She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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