Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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