Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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