Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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