I can tuck mytits in my pants
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Randomize
