Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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