what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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