We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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