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i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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