Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle