Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
and technically it was a rebound
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.