So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.