oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
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Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex