did you get engaged???
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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