I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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