She's JV to your varsity
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I party with great urgency now.
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