We're like a lot better than the average bears
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
