So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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