god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You made out with two different species that night
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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