All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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