I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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