Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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