This girl is more easily done than said...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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