He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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