Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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