Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
why do cheetos always look like penises
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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