Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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