Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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