a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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