Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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