somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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