That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
