I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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