the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize