with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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