okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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