ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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