I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
