im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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