Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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