Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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