The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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