put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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