god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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