i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Say something about gay babies.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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