so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
